Billy Bob Thornton manages to top Joaquin Phoenix in what may be the single most retarded interview ever conducted.
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The unicorn. An 11, if it were ever made, would be so good it would cause every universe in existence to collapse upon themselves.
9.0-10.0
Nearly flawless. Absolutely everyone should see this movie, regardless if they like the genre.
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Exceptional. Stands high above the rest.
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Entertaining and worth the money.
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Leaves you with a bad taste in your mouth and makes you wonder if you could have spent the time you wasted doing something constructive.
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Just awful. Don't bother with it.
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Plan 9 from Outer Space, Cutthroat Isle, and Battlefield Earth smushed together into one black hole of human imagination.
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2 comments:
My home computer doesn't comply with this format comment box.
Joaquin isn't beyond a failed publicity stunt.
Thornton is Thornton. He blew it with Angelina Jolie.
Good to see you Ren, I'll put change the comment box on my to do list.
I don't know about failed publicity stunt, didn't River say something about a mockumentary in the works?
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